I really enjoy these funny related travel quotes and saying which I find all over the place while surfing the world and the  net! In case you forget, theses quotes will remind you of the inherent humor of your journey. Get inspired and smile in the same time.

Here we go!

1. “The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking”. ~ George Ade

2. “I’ve been to Paris. And it ain’t that pretty at all.” ~ Warren Zevon

3. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money”.

4. “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there”. ~ Yogi Berra

5. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” ~ Russell Baker

6. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” ~ Dagobert D. Runes

7. “France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.” ~ Billy Wilder

8. “Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you have traveled.” ~ Mohammed

9. “In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language”. ~ Mark Twain

10. “A traveler without observation is a bird without wings”. ~ Moslih Eddin Saadi

11. “I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

12. “I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.” ~ Raymond Floyd

13. “I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.” ~ Jean Kerr

14. “It is not down in any map; true places never are.” ~ Herman Melville

15. “When setting out on a photographic holiday, always provide yourself with two cameras, one to leave in the train going and the other to leave in the cab coming back.” ~ W.C.Sellar & R.J.Yeatman.

16. “Travel broadens the mind – but you must have the mind.” ~ G.K. Chesterton

17. “Half the fun of the travel is the aesthetic of lostness.” ~ Ray Bradbury